A closed mouth gathers no foot. - My Dad
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. - My Mom
I’ll lift you and you lift me and we'll both ascend together. - John Greenleaf Whittier
If you ever get lonely you just go to the record store and visit your friends. - Penny Lane
And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud became more painful than the risk it took to blossom. – Anais Nin
This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. - Dalai Lama
When the student is ready, the master appears. - Buddhist Proverb
Whatever you look for in others tends to rise to the surface. - Unknown
If you’re smilin with the cosmos the motherfuckin cosmos is smiling back at ya. - Chris Robinson
Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha
June 19, 2013
I've tried everything just shy of never leaving my house. I'm not kidding. The really sad part is I have to go thru this bullshit every day. I shower, I'm clean, I go outside to get into my car, I immediately start sweating, I turn the A/C on, I cool down, I get to my destination, I get out the car, I start sweating again, then I get inside and start the cool down process once more, all with drenched panties and pit stains. God help me if we are trying to sit outside somewhere! I'm breaking out a fan, icing my hands down, chugging water (or booze) and incessantly wiping my face off with a handkerchief. My sweat glands are in total overdrive. I've put deodorant in places no stick of Secret should ever venture to. I've used so much baby powder my vagina has been hidden under a layer of paste.
Of course the reason for this nonsense is because the heat and humidity in this state are like layers of texture. You can feel them. It's like there are millions of hair dryers on high dangling from the trees above. Clouds of heat. Magic legs.
And what's even more awful is I'm one of those women who sweats like a man. I sweat in between and underneath my boobs, down my back, along my mustache, everywhere. How fucking awesome is that? Can you imagine? Hi, I'm Karen. I like animals, music, beer and the beach. I'm really mellow and I love my life. I sweat profusely in any place on my body with a crease or any place where skin touches skin. We should get a drink sometime.
One of my friends used to have a car with an air vent that was underneath the steering wheel, just at hoo level. You know a woman designed that model. I think all cars need one. Next time you see a girl with her foot on the dash, she's improvising.