I then began to wonder what kind of sandwich it was. What would be the easiest sandwich to make while operating a vehicle? PB & J? Nah, too many jars. Bologna with mayo? Turkey and ham? Was there cheese involved?
WTF is the world coming to when someone thinks it's okay to make a sandwich in the car? Now, I would be a complete LIAR if I said I didn't text or put on make up or mess with my iPod while I'm driving. I know. Terrible. I just think a sandwich is a bit ridiculous. Making a margarita would have been way more acceptable.
And then, just to show how awesome this guy really was, he did the "what the fuck?" hand gesture out his window to the FL Highway Patrol cars parked on the side of the road! Again, another gasp comes from my mouth as I'm watching this total jack ass be, well, a total jack ass. I thought for sure Johnny Law was gonna come after him and give him a ticket for being so angry and then quite possibly get a free meal from the whole deal.
Speaking of free meals...I'm going to Dave and Busters tomorrow for a work event and I'm going to eat all the free food and drink all the free booze I can get my greedy little hands on. I'm also going to beat House of Dead. I did it last year and I'm going to do it again. I am quite excited about it really.