Lovely Quotes

A closed mouth gathers no foot. - My Dad

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. - My Mom

I’ll lift you and you lift me and we'll both ascend together. - John Greenleaf Whittier

If you ever get lonely you just go to the record store and visit your friends. - Penny Lane

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud became more painful than the risk it took to blossom. – Anais Nin

This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. - Dalai Lama

When the student is ready, the master appears. - Buddhist Proverb

Whatever you look for in others tends to rise to the surface. - Unknown

If you’re smilin with the cosmos the motherfuckin cosmos is smiling back at ya. - Chris Robinson

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha


July 3, 2012

When Comfort Overtakes Vanity

Okay, so, a couple of Saturdays ago I was out and about with friends, having a fabulous time consuming way too much alcohol during daylight hours, when I had the pleasure of partaking in an extremely unexpected but most appreciated tryst with a hot boy in the bathroom.  This is not usually my style, but I'm a very open minded women...and this guy OOZED fun. Unfortunately, because this is not how my usual drunken Saturday's escalate, I was totally unprepared for what I was about to encounter.


I looked really cute with my white/khaki striped knee length cotton skirt and matching khaki v-neck tee on.  I love to color coordinate my entire outfit so I had matching roos (that's undaroos, pantaroos, panties, undies...) on too.  The cotton kind.  Hanes.  White.  Do you see where I'm going with this?  I also hadn't shaved my legs in a while as I am gleefully single...

The only thing that saved me in the slightest, and I mean the slightest sense, was that they were at least boy cut and not high waisted briefs, which I am not too embarrassed to admit to owning.  So when this cat touched my legs and got a glimpse of my roos, well, you can imagine, can't you.  And yes, he did call me out on it all too.  I was pissing myself laughing and so was he.  All I can say is thank God he was a) really drunk himself, b) a total hoot and had an awesome sense of humor, and c) was way more interested in my top half, since we were in the bathroom in a bar, ya know.  We were limited to what we could do...although it was quite an adventure.


Speaking of adventure...looks like I'll be taking a trip Walmart to buy sexy underwear. There's something very wrong with that sentence, don't you agree?


Happy Independence Day! 
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 2, 2012 at 4:50 PM

    So funny!

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  2. AnonymousAugust 24, 2012 at 7:59 AM

    What would make this story perfect is if he sang "Careless Whisper" to you while you were the only people dancing in the middle of the bar. Just sayin!

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  3. Have A Daisy DayAugust 24, 2012 at 9:12 AM

    Wow! That's incredible! You must have been there...because he did. And it was perfect.

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