A closed mouth gathers no foot. - My Dad
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. - My Mom
I’ll lift you and you lift me and we'll both ascend together. - John Greenleaf Whittier
If you ever get lonely you just go to the record store and visit your friends. - Penny Lane
And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud became more painful than the risk it took to blossom. – Anais Nin
This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. - Dalai Lama
When the student is ready, the master appears. - Buddhist Proverb
Whatever you look for in others tends to rise to the surface. - Unknown
If you’re smilin with the cosmos the motherfuckin cosmos is smiling back at ya. - Chris Robinson
Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha
July 3, 2012
When Comfort Overtakes Vanity
I looked really cute with my white/khaki striped knee length cotton skirt and matching khaki v-neck tee on. I love to color coordinate my entire outfit so I had matching roos (that's undaroos, pantaroos, panties, undies...) on too. The cotton kind. Hanes. White. Do you see where I'm going with this? I also hadn't shaved my legs in a while as I am gleefully single...
The only thing that saved me in the slightest, and I mean the slightest sense, was that they were at least boy cut and not high waisted briefs, which I am not too embarrassed to admit to owning. So when this cat touched my legs and got a glimpse of my roos, well, you can imagine, can't you. And yes, he did call me out on it all too. I was pissing myself laughing and so was he. All I can say is thank God he was a) really drunk himself, b) a total hoot and had an awesome sense of humor, and c) was way more interested in my top half, since we were in the bathroom in a bar, ya know. We were limited to what we could do...although it was quite an adventure.
Speaking of adventure...looks like I'll be taking a trip Walmart to buy sexy underwear. There's something very wrong with that sentence, don't you agree?
Happy Independence Day!