Lovely Quotes

A closed mouth gathers no foot. - My Dad

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. - My Mom

I’ll lift you and you lift me and we'll both ascend together. - John Greenleaf Whittier

If you ever get lonely you just go to the record store and visit your friends. - Penny Lane

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud became more painful than the risk it took to blossom. – Anais Nin

This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. - Dalai Lama

When the student is ready, the master appears. - Buddhist Proverb

Whatever you look for in others tends to rise to the surface. - Unknown

If you’re smilin with the cosmos the motherfuckin cosmos is smiling back at ya. - Chris Robinson

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

September 18, 2012


I recently took a Photoshop class.  The teacher was kind of a douche - impatient and made you feel stupid for asking questions - but overall it was a really good experience.

We only learned about 5 of the tools but hey, if you ask me, Photoshop is about as friendly as a cornered possum.  I couldn't handle any more than those 5 tools anyway.

So, when I came back to work I decided to put my new skills to the test and create an extra special document for my friends and family to remember me by.  Well, wah lah...this is what I came up with.

I know, I know...but I just can't help it!  I love making an ass out of myself and sharing it with the world.  I really, truly do.  I love making fun of myself and laughing at myself.  I'm not easily embarrassed and my "appropriate" filter is holier than our judicial system.

I will swear til the day I die that laughter is the best medicine for most things.

Speaking of medicine...I'm on the brain vitamin and the ADD medicine and I haven't had any booze in 3 weeks and I feel INCREDIBLE.  Refraining from being a broke, drunken mess hasn't been difficult at all.  Go figure.

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